The Original by Jango Edwards: Live Would Be Oh So Sweet, If I Was a Bicycle Seat.
Jango introduced himself as Larie Languina, when he performed this Song in Italy. Never heard this song before, so I was happy to come across this little Caribbean jewel. Wish I was a bicycle seat too.
The Cover Version by Max Splodge & Splodgenessabounds: Bicycle Seat
Not a bad version with nasty vocals and odd steel drums. Punk, Oi! and Ska fans may prefer this one.
Just for the record this single released by Max Splodge lists author unknown but is an exact copy taken from my 1st album "Jango Edwards and the Friends Roadshow-Live in the Melkweg" and the song I composed "Life Would be oh so Sweet if I was a Bicycle Seat." Since 1976 I've recorded and released 5 variation of my song on my 1st Square Records single, a 2nd single for Ariola and the albums "Clown Power" and "Jango Edwards and the Little Big Nose Banned-Live in Europe."